Dating Protocol World Wide

***Update

I have been getting emails and messages about some of the pics in this post.  I have taken them down and apologize to anyone that is offended or hurt by it.

Here is an email I got reguarding the post

Dear Mr. Welch,

I had previously tried to contact you via Facebook today regarding a very offensive blog post which was sexually degrading and featured my photo as the “Scottish Women”.

I was notified today that this blog post is being sent in emails and forwarded to hundreds of people. I also happen to notice that it has been re-posted by multiple right wing websites as a big joke.  Make no mistake about this, it is never funny when you are degrading anyone for any reason. I am appalled by this behavior and am embarrassed that my photo would be used in such a manner. I do not find this humorous in the least.

I am not of Scottish decent. I am of Irish decent and I am very proud of my heritage. I am a single mother of four boys, a respected business professional and a published model. This type of defamation of character will not be tolerated.  If legal action needs to be pursued to resolve it, then I will proceed with that.

I expect a public apology to be made to me and I would also appreciate you informing others that this image needs to be taken down immediately. This is an unauthorized use of this image.  It was illegally obtained and is a copyright infringement.

Sincerely,

Grl Nxt Door

I have  no idea who else posted this, and have no idea who or where the email started.   But if you have this email and the pics attached and posted it, take them down.

WHITE WOMEN:

First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date:
You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position.
SCOTTISH WOMEN:

First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date:
You don’t even get to the third date and you realize nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date:
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date:
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date:
She’s pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She’s pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister’s boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You spend all your money to impress her.
Second Date: You take a loan to keep the image
Third Date: You’re broke, she finds someone wealthier

ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead in the street and your balls are fed to the goats.
No third date:

The POINT?
‘DON’T YOU JUST LOVE SCOTTISH WOMEN?’