TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.

Number 10.

You’re guaranteed to get at least a little
something in the sack.

Number 9.

Once you’ve done it, you don’t have to wait
an hour to do it again.

Number 8.

The uglier you look, the more likely you’ll
get some.

Number 7.

You don’t have to make small talk with the
person who gave you the treat.

Number 6.

The person giving it to you isn’t
fantasizing that you are someone else.

Number 5.

If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last
for 9 months.

Number 4.

If you wear a mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.

Number 3.

It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you
moaning and groaning.

Number 2.

The next day you don’t have to call the
person that gave it to you.

And

the ..Number 1 reason trick-or- treating is better than sex…..

If you don’t get what you want, you can
always go next door!!

Happy Trick or Treating everyone !!

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