In the secretly taped video, smuggled out of the White House and leaked to The Minority Report, President Barack Obama explains his economic system in full detail.

No one knows, for sure, if the president will ultimately include this portion in his much anticipated Jobs speech Thursday night, but sources close to the White House confirm that this new direction or pivot, by the president, actually telling the American people the truth about his economic system will garner support for his plan.

My Fellow Americans. The real problem with my economic system is that the folks who are getting free stuff don’t like the folks who are paying for the free stuff, because the folks who are paying for the free stuff, can no longer afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff, and the folks who are paying for the free stuff want the free stuff to stop, and the folks who are getting the free stuff, want even MORE free stuff on top of the free stuff they’re already getting!

Now….. The people who are forcing the people who PAY for the free stuff have told the people who are RECEIVING the free stuff that the people who are PAYING for the free stuff are being mean, prejudiced, and racist.

So …. the people who are GETTING the free stuff have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the free stuff by the people who are forcing the people who are PAYING for the free stuff and GIVING them the free stuff in the first place.